All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you. Always Sneak
- It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there. All
- Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off. Big
- And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was… Age
- Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like 'his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind on a fairly calm day, say about Force… Any
- Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. Amount
- His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been… Age
- There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises. Air
- Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! Brain
- You have reached the end of cake Cake
- That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and see if anything interesting is going to happen to other people. Ankh
- The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance. Billion
- You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘But we’ve always done it this way.’ A million dead people can’t… Always Done
- Raising the flag and singing the anthem are, while somewhat suspicious, not in themselves acts of treason. Acts
- There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse… Attuned
- Books bend space and time. One reason the owners of those aforesaid little rambling, poky secondhand bookshops always seem slightly unearthly is that many of… Aforesaid
- … you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong. Illegal
- One of the things forgotten about the human spirit is that while it is, in the right conditions, noble and brave and wonderful, it is… Brave
- ...no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away... The span of someone's life, they say, is only the core… Actual
- Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were… Admitted
- Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you… Already Aware
- We sleepwalk through our lives, because how could we live if we were always this awake? Awake
- I dinna trust him," said Slightly Mad Angus. "He reads books an' such. Angus
- Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were,… All
- Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches… Always Face