All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- That's what I don't like about magic. It does everything by magic. Doe
- WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? Cow
- Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see. Accept
- They say that the eyes of some paintings can follow you around the room, a fact that I doubt, but I am wondering whether some… Doubt
- The storm was really giving it everything it had. This was its big chance. It had spent years hanging around the provinces, putting in some… Big
- If you have let pride get the better of you, then you have already lost, but if you grab pride by the scruff of the… Already Lost
- Every step is a first step if it's a step in the right direction. Direction
- Granny Weatherwaz was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least,… Acceptable
- Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight. Alight
- Everyone knew there were wolves in the mountains, but they seldom came near the village-the modern wolves were the offspring of ancestors that had survived… Ancestor
- People like that don't need a reason apart from "because I can". They have a nightmare and try to make it happen. Apart
- They were indeed what was known as 'old money', which meant that it had been made so long ago that the black deeds which had… Ago
- Belief is one of the most powerful organic forces in the multiverse. It may not be able to move mountains, exactly. But it can create… Able
- Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away. Inspirational
- Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person,… All
- You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't… Call
- And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned,… Adding
- It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do… Always Get
- Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'. Inspirational
- Modesty is only arrogance by stealth. Arrogance
- ...William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense… Always Disliked
- The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated. Behind
- THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US. Inspirational
- You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home. Anywhere
- There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so… Becomes