All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- First Thoughts are the everyday thoughts. Everyone has those. Second Thoughts are the thoughts you think about the way you think. People who enjoy thinking… All
- Some people believe that when you die, you cross the River of Death and have to pay the ferryman. People don’t seem to worry about… Believe
- Who knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men? A copper, that's who. (...)You saw how close men lived to the beast. You realized… All
- Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them. Funny
- It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most… Around Several
- He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania Been
- It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for… Ankh
- The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done. Down
- The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called… Assassin
- THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR… All
- But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions. Funny
- I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted. Cruel
- When you break rules, break 'em good and hard Break
- Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives. Day
- You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking… Certainly End
- My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.” “Very… Added
- But what's worth more than gold?" "Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all.… All
- Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.” “Sir?” “It seems that you have managed to retain this… Always Used
- Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind. Discworld
- Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we… Assumption
- Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend. Aziraphale
- The first draft is just you telling yourself the story. Draft
- Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them. Difference
- Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge. Badge
- Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped. Brighter