All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ. —Death Death
- The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the… Hear
- After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there… Advice
- For example, the dwarfs found out how to turn lead into gold by doing it the hard way. The difference between that and the easy… Difference
- And what do you really do? asked Tiffany. The thin witch hesitatied for a moment, and then: We look to ... the edges, said Mistress… Any
- That's one form of magic, of course." "What, just knowing things?" "Knowing things that other people don't know. Course
- There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving. One
- Money makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People are what they… Behind
- A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it. Always Looks
- If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. All
- We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live. Funny
- Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you. Book
- When you look into the abyss, it’s not supposed to wave back. Abyss
- Reality is not digital, an on-off state, but analog. Something gradual. In other words, reality is a quality that things possess in the same way… All
- Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. From
- Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again! Feegle
- Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed… Argue
- Here's what I suggest," he said. "You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too. Humans
- I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me. Admit
- The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun. Guard
- Raise the stakes! Always push your luck because no one else would push it for you. Always Push
- He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure. Admit
- ASTONISHING, said Death. REALLY ASTONISHING. LET ME PUT FORWARD ANOTHER SUGGESTION: THAT YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A LUCKY SPECIES OF APE THAT IS TRYING… Another Suggestion
- Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us. Bitterly
- The fastest way to travel is to be there already. Fastest