All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it. Break
- I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed.… Believe
- Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all. All
- It’s quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it. Accidentally
- He said it was better to belong where you don't belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to… Belong
- Quick, someone's coming! Look real! Coming
- Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the… Ape
- Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it. Book
- And when the Patrician was unhappy, he became very democratic. He found intricate and painful ways of spreading that unhappiness as far as possible. Became
- Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink… Almost Certainly
- People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them… Across
- It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what… Actually Saying
- Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Good-Bye, Mr.… Brain
- I imagine that fish have no word for water. Fish
- Never f*!k with the ineffable. F K
- YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF… Believe
- Sometimes I think a man could wander across the disc all his life and not see everything there is to see,' said Twoflower. 'And now… Across
- In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak… Aware
- If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something. Annoying
- Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg! Boiled
- But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of gold, the fairy dream… Been
- It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory. Apparently
- Polly felt questing eyes boring into her. She was embarrassed, of course. But not for the obvious reason. It was for the other one, the… Boring
- They were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer. Always Pray
- He’sh mad?’ ‘Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.’ ‘Ah, then he can’t be mad. I’ve been around; if a man hash lotsh… Ah