All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. All
- Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face. Angel
- You say that you people don’t burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that’s what true faith would mean, y’see? Sacrificin’ your own life, one… Anymore
- It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?" THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. "Is it like this every night?" EVERY NIGHT, said… Anyone
- And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. All
- God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His… All
- Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot. Decided
- Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think. All
- Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. Dignity
- William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir." Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free… Aim
- We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind." "Oh, no! You think so?" "Yes." "But... no... you can't be right. Because Nobby was with… All
- Silverfish looked down. "Oh. Are you a dwarf?" Cuddy gave him a blank stare. "Are you a giant?" He said. "Me? Of course not!" "Ah.… Ah
- Right!" "Right!" "You can get there!" "I can get there!" "You're a natural at counting to two!" "I'm a nat'ral at counting to two!" "If… Count
- Cake is not the issue here. Cake
- Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks! Buy
- I was just a kid then. But I won't forget. Nor will others. There's lots of people with reason to hate the Church. Church
- Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws. Inspirational
- Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Inspirational
- You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant. You mean the sledgehammer, sir? Yes. Angua
- If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander. Face
- Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time listening to what… Able
- He felt that the darkness was full of unimaginable horrors - and the trouble with unimaginable horrors was that they were only too easy to… Darkness
- The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around… Calendar
- He had never been interested in stories at any age, and had never quite understood the basic concept. He'd never read a work of fiction… Age
- Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT?… Alive