All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- So much universe, and so little time. Inspirational
- I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible. Inspirational
- And our lady friend, she thinks life works like a fairy tale.' Well, that’s harmless, isn’t it?' Yeah, but in fairy tales, when someone dies...… Dies
- Any sensible ruler would have killed off Leonard, and Lord Vetinari was extremely sensible and often wondered why he had not done so. He'd decided… Amber
- Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had… Down
- But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people, eh? Never quite… Always Find
- All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that. [ . . . ] Nothing but dust and fundamentalists. All
- It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked… Admit
- Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that… All
- Dedication: My thanks to the people who showed me that opera was stranger than I could imagine. I can best repay their kindness by not… Best
- Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT… Ah
- The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. Death
- Tell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you'll get a reputation as a truthful man. All
- People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another. Change
- In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book. Around Now
- A weapon you held and didn't know how to use belonged to your enemy. Belonged
- There was no himself in himself. Funny
- Anyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive. Afer
- I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her… Broomsticks
- People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked. Become Truly
- It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers All
- And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly… Always Worked
- Even our fears make us feel important, because we fear we might not be. Fear
- And the new day was a great big fish Big
- The thing about stories is you have to pick the ones that last. Inspirational