All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be… Any
- The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. Been
- Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician… Ankh
- Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes… Corn
- This book was written using 100% recycled words. Book
- Chances are where you find them Chance
- Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility. Fault
- Knowing things is magical, if other people don't know them. Inspirational
- And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today. Down
- There should be a word for that brief period just after waking when the mind is full of warm pink nothing. You lie there entirely… All
- Words are the litmus paper of the mind. Inspirational
- This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die.… Choose
- No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. Drunk
- Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. Belong
- Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. Angel
- If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship. Anchored
- The more you think about it, the more amazing the everyday world of human beings becomes: most of it doesn't actually exist at all. Actually Exist
- Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than… Always Thought
- The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more… Bathtub
- These weren't encouraged in the city, since the heft and throw of a longbow's arrow could send it through an innocent bystander a hundred yards… Aimed
- You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn't, he sent men to come and take it away. Admitted
- Progress just means bad things happen faster. Bad
- Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive. Alive
- In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I'd like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart... well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get… Another Better
- Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. Another Forty