Bathtub Quotes

66 quotes by 62 authors

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him… — Erma Bombeck
I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who… — P. C. Cast
If you want to catch fish, donâ€™t throw your net into the bathtub. — Reinhard Bonnke
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown… — Grover Norquist
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky… — Dan Quayle
"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because… — Jennifer Lawrence
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of… — Valentino Garavani
I wake up around noon, light a cigarette, get a cup of coffee, sit in the bathtub for an hour and daydream, and I usually… — Hans Zimmer
It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's the fact. I'd sell more… — Sky Ferreira
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed… — Pat Condell
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. — Dianne Wiest
Writing fiction, especially a long work of fiction, can be a difficult, lonely job; it's like crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a bathtub. There's plenty… — Stephen King
I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly. — Gina Barreca
I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub. — Walter Mosley
President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our… — Greta Van Susteren
Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up… — Karl Lagerfeld
I could give you absolutely sterling advice on how to avoid writing, how when you run out of things to do other than going to… — Tony Kushner
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up. — Sean Paul
I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug… — Erica Jong
I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so… — Leonard Orr

Who Wrote These Bathtub Quotes

62 authors contributed a total of 66 Bathtub Quotes, led by these top contributors: