Bathtub Quotes
66 Bathtub quotes by 60 unique authors
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My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8,…
— Daniel Bruhl
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Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes in a bathtub…
— Kip Thorne
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Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.
— Robert Hunter
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Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub.
— Grover Norquist
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Self harming everyday trying to get in my vein The world is bring me down I am a nobody I might as well not be…
— Im Nothing
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I am worthless hiding all the pain people throwing stuff near me than smile and laugh I have tons of bruises wanting to leave them…
— Im Nothing
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They told her she wasn't pretty. She knew they were right. The desire to be skinny took over her at night. She wanted more than…
— Jackie
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Sometimes when I am home alone I like to Fill my bathtub up with spaghetti and pretend I'm a meatball.
— Unknown Author
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I remember crying in the bathtub. I took a washcloth, made it really hot, put it over my chest, and prayed, Please don't let them…
— Kim Kardashian
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My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360. We got the shit that the government got, talkin money then you rubbin the spot.
— Jadakiss
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Instead of killing yourself wait until a year from now where you say, Holy fuck, I can't believe I was going to kill myself before…
— Unknown Author
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I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross...I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when…
— Bill Burr
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I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub.
— Honey Boo Boo Child
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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings
— Hussein Nishah
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Welcome all of yall to my dark recesses this is where I keep my BARS like bathtub ledges.
— Lupe Fiasco
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My rendition of the itsy bitsy spider: the itsy bitsy spider got WASHED DOWN THE BATHTUB DRAIN NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. the end.Comment if…
— Unknown Author
Who Wrote These Bathtub Quotes
60 authors contributed a total of 66 Bathtub Quotes, led by these top contributors: