Bathtub Quotes

66 Bathtub quotes by 60 unique authors

My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8,… — Daniel Bruhl
Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes in a bathtub… — Kip Thorne
Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub. — Robert Hunter
Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. — Grover Norquist
Self harming everyday trying to get in my vein The world is bring me down I am a nobody I might as well not be… — Im Nothing
I am worthless hiding all the pain people throwing stuff near me than smile and laugh I have tons of bruises wanting to leave them… — Im Nothing
They told her she wasn't pretty. She knew they were right. The desire to be skinny took over her at night. She wanted more than… — Jackie
Sometimes when I am home alone I like to Fill my bathtub up with spaghetti and pretend I'm a meatball. — Unknown Author
I remember crying in the bathtub. I took a washcloth, made it really hot, put it over my chest, and prayed, Please don't let them… — Kim Kardashian
My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360. We got the shit that the government got, talkin money then you rubbin the spot. — Jadakiss
Instead of killing yourself wait until a year from now where you say, Holy fuck, I can't believe I was going to kill myself before… — Unknown Author
I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross...I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when… — Bill Burr
I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub. — Honey Boo Boo Child
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings — Hussein Nishah
Welcome all of yall to my dark recesses this is where I keep my BARS like bathtub ledges. — Lupe Fiasco
My rendition of the itsy bitsy spider: the itsy bitsy spider got WASHED DOWN THE BATHTUB DRAIN NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. the end.Comment if… — Unknown Author

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