Bathtub Quotes

66 Bathtub quotes by 60 unique authors

The question is what will Mitt Romney do as president if his policy is simply to be hands off and let the government be made… — Jennifer Granholm
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my… — Penn Jillette
My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the… — Grover Norquist
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me… — Dolly Parton
Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim… — Edward Snowden
You hear about things happening to people - they slip in the bathtub, fall down the stairs, step off the curb in London because they… — Christopher Walken
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. — Ethel Waters
What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. — Tom Robbins
For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey
There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace. You will find that deep place of silence right in your… — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more… — Terry Pratchett
Kaye: You know what the sun looks like? Janet: No, What? Kaye: Like he slit his wrists in a bathtub and the blood is all… — Holly Black
How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub. — Rick Riordan
As a bathtub lined with white porcelain, When the hot water gives out or goes tepid, So is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion,… — Ezra Pound
You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins
Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn't the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf. — Maggie Stiefvater
If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? — Norton Juster
Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he expect anything different?… — Ilona Andrews
If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to… — Rick Riordan
Lord Maccon, being Lord Maccon and good at such things, then changed, right there in the Thames, from dog-paddling wolf to large man treading water.… — Gail Carriger
Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. — Margaret Atwood
I've never been this wet in my life, " said Kira. "Even immersed in a bathtub I swear I was dryer than I am now.… — Dan Wells
My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin balloon and then… — Justin Halpern
Time overlaps itself. A breath breathed from a passing breeze is not the whole wind, neither is it just the last of what has passed… — Ken Kesey

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