"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap……" — Norton Juster

"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?"

— Norton Juster

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96 Quotes by Norton Juster

Norton Juster has 96 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Every sunrise gives you a new beginning and a new ending. Let this morning be a new beginning to a…
The only other thing which I think is important is: Don't write a book or start a book with the…
It has been a long trip," said Milo, climbing onto the couch where the princesses sat; "but we would have…
You must never feel badly about making mistakes,
Why not? That's a good reason for almost anything - a bit used perhaps, but still quite serviceable.
Many of the things which can never be, often are.
The way you see things depends a great deal on where you look at them from.
There is much worth noticing that often escapes the eye.
Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going. Of course, some people…
Whatever we learn has a purpose and whatever we do affects everything and everyone else, if even in the tiniest…
When you're very young and you learn something - a fact, a piece of information, whatever - it doesn't connect…
There are good books and there are bad books, period, that's the distinction.

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More Bathtub Quotes

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their… — Erma Bombeck
I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from… — P. C. Cast
If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub. — Reinhard Bonnke
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it… — Grover Norquist
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor… — Dan Quayle
"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I… — Jennifer Lawrence
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a… — Valentino Garavani
I wake up around noon, light a cigarette, get a cup of coffee, sit in the bathtub for an hour… — Hans Zimmer
It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's… — Sky Ferreira
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home… — Pat Condell
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. — Dianne Wiest
Writing fiction, especially a long work of fiction, can be a difficult, lonely job; it's like crossing the Atlantic Ocean… — Stephen King

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