All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in. Call
- Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her… Been
- There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do. Happens
- Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken? Dead
- The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. Apathy
- DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. Avoid
- The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. Clock
- Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise. Air
- The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the… Amount
- What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said,… According
- They'd smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise. Inspirational
- Even the blind and meek and voiceless have gods. Blind
- All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly… All
- If Not You, Who Else? Funny
- ...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main… Always Argued
- It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with… Air
- You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons. Allowed
- They think written words are even more powerful,’ whispered the toad. ‘They think all writing is magic. Words worry them. See their swords? They glow… All
- The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to… All
- Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything. It does not need doors and windows -- sometimes it does not need… Distilled
- There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and… Difficulty
- Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and… Adventure
- Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do? Bother
- You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was the fault of… Accepted
- She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy… Certain