All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them Fairly
- There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags… Bags
- His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few. Affects
- Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them. "Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"… Attack
- When she spoke again it was in the thin, careful and above all brave voice of someone who has pulled themselves together despite overwhelming odds… All
- Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.… Ankh
- Open your eyes and then open your eyes again. Eye
- It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot! Canna
- A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. Always Made
- There is always time for another last minute Always Time
- Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man. Bow
- She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just… Everywhere
- Time was something that largely happened to other people; he viewed it in the same way that people on the shore viewed the sea. It… All
- Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard… Applied
- Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child. Child
- Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane? Entire
- Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't… Anything Written
- It's not lying when you do it to officers! Inspirational
- Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the… Bit
- Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known. Adding
- But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. Advice
- Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop… Absurd
- I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane. Anyone
- Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove. Diamond
- The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, enough to be all alone, enough to look strange… All