"Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was……" — Terry Pratchett

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• Technically, the city of Ankh-Morpork is a Tyranny, which is not always the same thing as a monarchy, and in… — Terry Pratchett
• Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through… — Terry Pratchett
• He found that he had this sudden desperate longing for the fuming, smoky streets of Ankh-Morpork, which was always at… — Terry Pratchett
• And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs… — Terry Pratchett
• The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf Quimby II as… — Terry Pratchett
• Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One… — Terry Pratchett
• It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community'… — Terry Pratchett
• The rising sun managed to peek around the vast column of smoke that forever rose from Ankh-Morpork, City of Cities,… — Terry Pratchett
• Ankh-Morpork! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course — it was not round and shiny… — Terry Pratchett
• Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe… — Terry Pratchett
• The people of Ankh-Morpork had a straightforward, no-nonsense approach to entertainment, and while they were looking forward to seeing a… — Terry Pratchett
• There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes… — Terry Pratchett

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