Colon Quotes

42 quotes by 38 authors

With one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) that all humans who have ever been born.… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The… — Ronald Reagan
African-American women who develop breast cancer are more likely to die from the disease than White women of the same age. Survival rates are worse… — Frank C. Garland
When we are very young, we tend to regard the ability to use a colon much as a budding pianist regards the ability to play… — Eric Partridge
Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you. — Travis Barker
Is it a good hot dog? Thatâ€™s all I want to know â€¦ I donâ€™t think the personal health and purity of my colon is… — Anthony Bourdain
If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won't hurt so much. — Tony Millionaire
Let me tell you something, my wife died for Tuesdays ago. Cancer of the colon. We were married forty-one years. Now you stop feeling sorry… — Wally Lamb
So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain — El-P
I would die at the stake rather than change a semi-colon! — Edmond Rostand
There are but a few blood purifiers and these are all in the body. We know them as the liver, kidneys, lungs, colon, and a… — Herbert M. Shelton
Lots of people think, well, we're humans; we're the most intelligent and accomplished species; we're in charge. Bacteria may have a different outlook: more bacteria… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the… — Bill Maher
A dash is a mark of separation stronger than a comma, less formal than a colon, and more relaxed than parentheses. — William Strunk, Jr.
Every organ, gland and cell in the body is affected by the condition of the colon. — Norman W. Walker
The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and… — James Scott Bell
The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon. — Woody Harrelson
If a period is a stop sign, then what kind of traffic flow is created by other marks? The comma is a speed bump; the… — Roy Peter Clark
Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor. — H. L. Mencken
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat… — Vincent Gallo

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