Colon Quotes
42 quotes by 36 authors
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I know people are pretty well embarrassed just at the mention of colon cancer. Sticking a tube in you to find out what's wrong is…
— Eric Davis
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In 2002, my daughter was diagnosed with a rare form of colon cancer. And it was such a shock, a surprise to us.
— Iyanla Vanzant
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Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.…
— Terry Pratchett
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She was bedridden falling a fall which broke her hip. X-rays showed that she had cancer of the colon which had already spreed. To my…
— Adeline Yen Mah
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Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple…
— Terry Pratchett
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These books have not made George nobler or better or more truly wise. It is just that he likes listening to their voices, the one…
— Christopher Isherwood
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I fast every Sunday. I don’t eat anything. Just juices. […] It flushes out the system, cleans out the colon. I think that’s great. To…
— Michael Jackson
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Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same…
— Terry Pratchett
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Ninety per-cent of what we worry about never happens, yet we worry and worry. What a horrible way to go through life! What a horrible…
— Leo Buscaglia
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Screening for colon cancer can stop cancer in its tracks.
— Hill Harper
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I know I have a problem with semi-colon abuse and have written page-long sentences. Nobody needs to be reading page-long sentences, at least not written…
— Jami Attenberg
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For example, colon cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death in the United States. Every four minutes someone is diagnosed, and every nine…
— Kevin Richardson
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Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late.
— Kevin Richardson
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The damage that the human body can survive these days is as awesome as it is horrible: crushing, burning, bombing, a burst blood vessel in…
— Atul Gawande
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in…
— Chris Rock
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Your story isn't over yet. a semi colon is used when a sentence could have ended but it didn't.
— Unknown Author
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I have had Crohn's for about 19 years. It is a debilitating disease that affects my colon.
— Mike McCready
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Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from…
— Damon Wayans
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Semi colon dash parenthesis, text messaging. Thats a side smiley face cause Imma make the best of it.
— Unknown Author
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Colon cleansing was so magicial whoever thought I needed a royal flush.
— Marlon Cortez Stanfield
Who Wrote These Colon Quotes
36 authors contributed a total of 42 Colon Quotes, led by these top contributors: