Colon Quotes

42 quotes by 36 authors

I know people are pretty well embarrassed just at the mention of colon cancer. Sticking a tube in you to find out what's wrong is… — Eric Davis
In 2002, my daughter was diagnosed with a rare form of colon cancer. And it was such a shock, a surprise to us. — Iyanla Vanzant
Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.… — Terry Pratchett
She was bedridden falling a fall which broke her hip. X-rays showed that she had cancer of the colon which had already spreed. To my… — Adeline Yen Mah
Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple… — Terry Pratchett
These books have not made George nobler or better or more truly wise. It is just that he likes listening to their voices, the one… — Christopher Isherwood
I fast every Sunday. I donâ€™t eat anything. Just juices. [â€¦] It flushes out the system, cleans out the colon. I think thatâ€™s great. To… — Michael Jackson
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same… — Terry Pratchett
Ninety per-cent of what we worry about never happens, yet we worry and worry. What a horrible way to go through life! What a horrible… — Leo Buscaglia
Screening for colon cancer can stop cancer in its tracks. — Hill Harper
I know I have a problem with semi-colon abuse and have written page-long sentences. Nobody needs to be reading page-long sentences, at least not written… — Jami Attenberg
For example, colon cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death in the United States. Every four minutes someone is diagnosed, and every nine… — Kevin Richardson
Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late. — Kevin Richardson
The damage that the human body can survive these days is as awesome as it is horrible: crushing, burning, bombing, a burst blood vessel in… — Atul Gawande
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in… — Chris Rock
Your story isn't over yet. a semi colon is used when a sentence could have ended but it didn't. — Unknown Author
I have had Crohn's for about 19 years. It is a debilitating disease that affects my colon. — Mike McCready
Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from… — Damon Wayans
Semi colon dash parenthesis, text messaging. Thats a side smiley face cause Imma make the best of it. — Unknown Author
Colon cleansing was so magicial whoever thought I needed a royal flush. — Marlon Cortez Stanfield

Who Wrote These Colon Quotes

36 authors contributed a total of 42 Colon Quotes, led by these top contributors: