All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole. All
- Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people. Any
- It was like being in a Jane Austen novel, but one with far less clothing. Austen
- I think," he said, "I think, if you want thousands, you have to fight for one. Fight
- Om rubed his head. This wasn't god-like thinking. It seemed simpler when you were up here. It was all a game. You forgot that it… All
- No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for. Die
- There will be justice," said Brutha. "If there is no justice, there is nothing. Brutha
- What was supposed to be so special about a full moon? It was only a big circle of light. And the dark of the moon… Believe
- This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done. Been
- The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am… Any
- He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity. Authority
- Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the… Care
- It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum. Italian
- The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out… All
- These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there. Cheer
- There's a door." "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think. Doe
- Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it… Any
- The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement."… Advanced
- Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them.… Actual
- Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. Albert
- We're on a mission from Glod. From
- at least nine-tenths of all the original reality ever created lies outside the multiverse, and since the multiverse by definition includes absolutely everything that is… Absolutely
- She was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing. Beefy
- The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive. Alive
- Look out! He's got a daisy! Daisies