"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD……" — Terry Pratchett
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me…
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There is the odd exception, like Albert Einstein, but as a breed, scientists tend not be very good at presenting…
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[Albert] Schweitzer thus carved out his own path through the first half of this century, a lonely and learned giant…
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e idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive. However, I am also not…
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I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest…
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No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert.
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When asked what single event was most helpful in developing the Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein replied, "Figuring out how…
— W. Edwards Deming
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— Unknown Author
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As I look back over the truly crucial events in my life I realize that they were not planned long…
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