"The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts……" — Terry Pratchett
"The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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I have my whole life organized on an 11x17-inch tear-away weekly calendar.
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Father Time is not always a hard parent and though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his…
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There are only two days on my calendar... today and the day of judgment
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