"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church……" — Denis Leary
"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us."
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171 Quotes by Denis Leary
Denis Leary has 171 quotes on this site.
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Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I…
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you…
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The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me…
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Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup —…
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There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why…
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of…
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All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
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Everyone should have an evil secret plan...
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If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault
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Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
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More Catch Quotes
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one of 2,066 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
— Frank Abagnale
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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense…
— Red Auerbach
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There is a way to look at the past. Don't hide from it. It will not catch you if you…
— Pearl Bailey
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The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.'
— Harvey Ball
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
— Dave Barry
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
— Dave Barry
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You cannot be happy with your family while being personally unhappy with your work. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
— Simone de Beauvoir
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
— Ambrose Bierce
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
— Erma Bombeck
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I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I…
— Terry Bradshaw
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