"If I were you, I'd sue my face…" — Terry Pratchett

"If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."

— Terry Pratchett

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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
Things have no power that humans don't put there.

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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about… — J. J. Abrams
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
I think we're going to the moon because it's in the nature of the human being to face challenges. It's… — Neil Armstrong
I accepted the face that as much as I want to lead others, and love to be around other people,… — Arthur Ashe
It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
Perfection is boring. If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing. — Kevyn Aucoin
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret. — Diane Ackerman
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I… — Jensen Ackles
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. — Lauren Bacall
It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you're finished and… — Red Adair

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