"He's probably their battle poet, too." "You mean……" — Terry Pratchett
"He's probably their battle poet, too." "You mean he makes up heroic songs about famous battles?" "No, no. He recites poems that frighten the enemy....When a well-trained gonnagle starts to recite, the enemy's ears explode."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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