All Rita Rudner Quotes
- If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention. Attention
- I wanted to say things that were natural coming from me. Coming
- You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it. Always Trying
- My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. Buried
- Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Already Forgotten
- Beer is good food Beer
- Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying. Articles
- The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. Came
- Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. All
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Children
- Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Annoy