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Joe Rogan

(1967) Stand-up Comedian United States

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Joe Rogan is a stand-up comedian from the United States, best known for Endure.

Quick Facts About Joe Rogan

Born: August 11, 1967
Nationality: United States
Profession: Stand-up Comedian
Notable works: Endure
Known for: Fear Factor, The Joe Rogan Experience

About Joe Rogan

Joseph James Rogan Jr. is an American podcaster, sports commentator, comedian, actor, and former television host. He hosts The Joe Rogan Experience, which is one of the most popular podcasts in the world and has been the most streamed podcast on Spotify since 2020.

Biography source: Wikipedia

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Quotes by Joe Rogan · Page 4

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one…

Comic

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I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was…

Friendship

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I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

Bangs

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Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

Best gift

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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be…

Arrested

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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

Be inspired

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If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not…

Ideology

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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved…

Body love

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Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

Boards

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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors…

Arrested

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as…

Laughing

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If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to…

Comic

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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

Appreciate

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Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on…

Chicks

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I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s…

Band

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There's a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. "Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things." The idea…

All things

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For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as…

Etc

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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

Benefits

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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who…

Funny

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When you're jealous, especially of someone else's art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas.…

Art

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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

Knees

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The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine.…

Car

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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

Growing

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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write…

Appropriate

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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

Audience

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