Best Jim Gaffigan Quotations
- I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up. Feeding
- I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives. Conservatives
- I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield. Bob
- I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires. Acting
- Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides. Bluest
- My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that. Comic
- There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Better
- There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. Challenge
- Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces… Comedian
- I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people… Actor
- Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on… Baked
- Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers,… Actor
- I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really… Chairs
- I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I… Act
- I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only… Anything Else
- Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. Antidepressant
- As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always… Al
- I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. Always Imagine
- When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's something absolutely invigorating about winning… Absolutely
- We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you… All
- I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful. All
- Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Book
- "I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on… Always Feel
- "I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,… All