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• Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck
• No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on… — Glenn Beck
• I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans… — Glenn Beck
• It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to… — Bjork
• Big government conservatives are spending trillions and wasting billions. Republicans are no longer the party of fiscal conservancy, but the… — Sherrod Brown
• Conservatives define themselves more by their hatred of liberals than anything else, and, conversely, liberals by their distaste for conservatives. — Graydon Carter
• We need to reach out to small 'l' liberal voters who have a modern outlook on life, who want a… — Nick Clegg
• Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're… — George Carlin
• The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
• Vietnam should remind conservatives that whenever you put your faith in big government for any reason, sooner or later you… — Karl Hess
• The anti-marijuana campaign is a cancerous tissue of lies, undermining law enforcement, aggravating the drug problem, depriving the sick of… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
• Wise and prudent men and intelligent conservatives have long known that in a changing world worthy institutions can be conserved… — Franklin D. Roosevelt

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