"I'm a political conservative." — P.J. O'Rourke
"I'm a political conservative."
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P.J. O'Rourke
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
— Hannah Arendt
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We need a strong, bold constitutional conservative who won't back down and who will fight for the values we believe…
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The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
— Arthur Balfour
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Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell.
— Edward Abbey
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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
— Roseanne Barr
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A government of laws, and not of men.
— John Adams
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Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and…
— Glenn Beck
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What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me.…
— Glenn Beck
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I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
— Glenn Beck
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No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on…
— Glenn Beck
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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them…
— Ambrose Bierce
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