All Bill Maher Quotes
- Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only… Amazing
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,… Bible
- But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And… Advance
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama… America
- You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are… Blood
- Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a kid with… All
- Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention. America
- What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were… America
- I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor. Bush
- This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English. Became
- There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If… All
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have… Across
- What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie. Besides
- If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. Cop
- If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church. Church
- New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of… Along
- Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict… All
- I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder. Disorder
- Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this… Abusing
- Religion is bad, drugs are good. Bad