All Bill Maher Quotes
- The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after… Bush
- Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from… Blue
- Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that most of the… Act
- Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who… America
- God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and… All
- Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits,… Citizens
- There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote. Climate Change
- Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times. Fact
- If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane. Comes Back
- Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then you… Active
- Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before… Crazy
- Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired. Admired
- Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! America
- Religion is detrimental to the progress of society. Detrimental
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys… Awesome
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time… Ass
- Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with… Any
- Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three… Ago
- Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there… Back East
- I know climate change is a hoax – of course – but places that have never seen this type of winter weather got hit by… Been