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“Man at restaurant: Excuse me waiter,could you come here? WAITER: Is everything okay? MAN: Everything is fine,but would you please try my soup? WAITER: I'm sorry,sir,we really don't do that. MAN: No I won't say anything,please try my soup. WAITER: Well,is there something wrong with the soup? MAN: No,but will you please try my soup?! WAITER: Okay,okay...where's the spoon? There's no spoon! MAN: Ah-haaah!”

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