Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

— Rodney Dangerfield

Not Trying to call anyone dumb but, I asked a woman to spell Mississipi. And she asked Which one the river or the state.…

— Author Name

The Mississippi River she's a goin' dry.

— Hank Williams Jr

The Mississippi is not the only river. There's the Tallahatchie and the Big Black. People have been put in the river year after year,…

— Fannie Lou Hamer

A river, though, has so many things to say that it is hard to know what it says to each of us.

— Norman Maclean

“One who knows the Mississippi will promptly aver—not aloud, but to himself—that ten thousand River Commissions, with the mines of the world at their…

— Mark Twain

The Mississippi River towns are comely, clean, well built, and pleasing to the eye, and cheering to the spirit. The Mississippi Valley is as…

— Mark Twain

She dumb.” I sigh. “But she ain’t stupid.

— Kathryn Stockett

“I'll have you know Southern isn't a synonym for stupid.”

— Janice Lane Palko

The Mississippi River will always have its own way; no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise...

— Mark Twain

I'm a country guy from Mississippi who keeps it simple.

— Steve McNair

Callin' my river to let her know I'ma be on my way. Missin' how the river flow even though It's only been a couple…

— Pleasure P