Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

“You are very unexpected, do you know that?" "Is that your way of calling me stupid?" she asked wryly. "If the glove fits," he…

— Diana Pharaoh Francis

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Wasn't there only one respectable memento of a man worth keeping, the kind that draws Valentines and learns to spell Mississippi?”

— Lionel Shriver

I have to stop saying, How stupid can you be I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

— Anonymous

I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge.

— Anonymous

Saying something stupid and thinking, 'Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.'

— Anonymous

I wish I was hard of hearing like you. You have no idea how many times I've heard this, and how many times I've…

— Anonymous

“For the record, I asked her to spell tuna sub backwards and said that’s what I wanted to do to her face,” he clarifies.…

— C.M. Owens

The usual run of children's books left me cold, and at the age of six I decided to write a book of my own.…

— Bruce Chatwin

“If it please you, the lady's name again?" says Reginald. His quill is poised. If God had come to Reginald and not to Moses…

— Frederick Buechner

I got joked on. You had people saying I was stupid, that I was lame, that I was feminine, this and that. I was…

— Khalid

I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting," or instead…

— Lorrie Moore