Humorous Quote by Anonymous

“The only reason i Fall in love with cigarette.each one take 2 minutes of my life and i love this.”

— Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“given all the other changes he’s gone through, why the hell shouldn’t he become a cigarette smoker while he’s at it? Maybe next week…

— Neal Stephenson

“In as much time as it takes to smoke a cigarette, a person's life was changed forever.”

— Karen McQuestion

Time, the greatest enemy of man, is an addict who smokes the cigarette of life and uses God's soil as an ashtray.

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Anyone would know you'd never smoked, and probably never would, because the moment you put a cigarette to your lips and a flame to…

— Steve Brezenoff

“If there is no smoking in heaven, I'm not interested”

— Mark Twain

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker

“I once asked him why he smoked the world's most expensive cigarette, and he told me it was because he was a man of…

— K.H. Koehler

“It's not the cigarette that kills you, it's the thought behind the cigarette”

— Raghu Venkatesh

“There is a sort of magic in striking a match and lighting a cigarette, the way the match flares and the tobacco singes, the…

— Chloe Thurlow

“Life was becoming shorter and the thought that he would never stop smoking filled him with a strange satisfaction. Ignoring the warning on the…

— Jo Nesbø

“Smoking cigarettes is not doing any good to you. It’s just killing you. You don’t wanna die yet. Do you!?”

— Abhishek Kumar