Comedy Quote by Anakin Skywalker

“If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.”

— Lorrie Moore

“My wires weren’t just crossed, they were tangled up like a box of Christmas lights, all knots and broken glass, blinking and shorting out…

— Misha Horne

“Humor will relieve an awkward moment.”

— Loretta Chase

“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't…

— D.E. Stevenson

“You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“You said this was going to be funny, Jim," Waits barked. "Maybe you better just circle the jokes 'cause I don't see 'em.”

— Barney Hoskyns

“Humor. The just-nearly-died brand of giddy humor.”

— Katherine Applegate

“...giggling disconnected from humor.”

— Joe McGinniss Jr

“Is this some kind of joke?”

— Tim Johnston

“Yeah.” Percy smiled. “We’ve got a dam hole.” “What?” Piper asked. “Nothing,” he said. “Inside joke.”

— Rick Riordan

“I just got my signals crossed. First thing, I have to untangle the connections. Otherwise, I come away empty-handed. Or with someone else's hands.…

— Haruki Murakami