Quote by Anakin Skywalker Download Open image ““Uh, no loose wire jokes, okay?”” — Anakin Skywalker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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The Jedi use their power for good. The Jedi are selfless. They only care about others. — Anakin Skywalker Copy Share Image