Drinking Quote by Amy Schumer

I don't drink now, I'm too busy. It sucks.

— David Giuntoli

Let's take some time to talk this over, you're out of line and rarely sober. We can't depend on your excuses, cause in the…

— Anonymous

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

— Ed Byrne

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

— Oliver Reed

It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor.

— Anonymous

I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview…

— Dan Hicks

That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.

— Robert Escalante

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive.…

— Chelsea Handler

I sit here drunk now. I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as any other that…

— Charles Bukowski

There's no excuses for over-drinking.

— Mike Phelan

'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much.

— Anonymous

I'm such a homebody. It's actually quite tragic because, if I'm out for drinks, I'll constantly be thinking about when it's acceptable for me…

— Stacey Dooley