Chardonnay Quote by Amy Schumer

I don't mind a pint now and again, but that is the way I have been brought up.

— Andy Carroll

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

— Pauline Quirke

You can't beat a nice glass of Chardonnay after a really long, hard day.

— Suzanne Shaw

“It comes in pints?”

— Peter Jackson

I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . . I will…

— Richard Steele

“Well is it said: ‘See a pin and pick it up, and all day long you’ll have a pin.”

— Terry Pratchett

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up…

— Ozzy Osbourne

When I was in Russia I found that I thought I was going to give these people that I was interviewing a whole bunch…

— Sheena Iyengar

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

— George Burns

There's a deli around the corner from my office where I'd get a bag of chips with my sandwich, and I was hiding them…

— Keith Belling

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have been in meetings where a head of state will say, 'I like your tie,' to a man... or, 'I like your country…

— Madeleine Albright