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“I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.” quote by Adam Carolla — Download Open image

“I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.”

Adam Carolla

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