Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forget treating others as you wish to be treated...treat others the way they treat you (could be a lot more interesting!) — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. — Antoine Rivarol Copy Share Image
To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Pelagia put her hands on her hips, taking advantage of the superiority implicit in the fact that she was standing and he… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh;… — George Herbert Copy Share Image
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You could always tell how much trouble you were in by how much someone stretched your name when they said it.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“He was like a poorly written plot twist—predictable yet somehow still disappointing.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.” — Jennifer Bernard Copy Share Image
It's normal to feel the way you do right now but trust me, it will get better. Good luck, be strong. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
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