Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation. — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I am a man of principles, and my first principle is flexibility.” — Everett Dirksen Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against -… — Dinah Shore Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny,… — Ian Hislop Copy Share Image
This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Howard Marks is very intelligent and well read, eloquent, witty, charming. I think it was those qualities that got him through. I… — Rhys Ifans Copy Share Image
I’d discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about what spoons to use, that if you do something incorrect at table with… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have;… — Nigel Dennis Copy Share Image
I feel like there's an obsession with pace right now in theater, with things being very fast and very witty and very… — Annie Baker Copy Share Image
Like Hemingway and Faulkner, but in an entirely different mode, Fitzgerald had that singular quality without which a writer is not really… — William Styron Copy Share Image
I appreciate my my sleep In sleep my conversation is witty My home is dusted My office work is up to date… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
Today there are millions of people making stuff and putting it into the world: that's become part of our identity and it… — David Karp Copy Share Image
![“[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Christie's husband, Max Mallowan, was an archaeologist.” quote by Nigel Dennis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/058/nigel-dennis-24689_archaeologists_agatha-christie-is-fond-of-quoting-the-w_441066.jpg)
