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A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant. — Superman Copy Share Image
You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
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