Wit is absolutely sociable spirit or aphoristic genius. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny. — Donny Norris Copy Share Image
There is naught a man or woman can not learn who hath the wit. — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.” — Mark O'Connell Copy Share Image
[S]ince brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The army slew a thousand and showed little pity The king ordered fealty from the conquered city The prince charmed its people… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
I started putting words together, making rhymes and being witty with the wordplay. I can play a little bit of guitar, and… — James Paxton Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sorry I can't today... My sisters friends mothers fathers sons grandsons uncles fish died. And yes, it was tragic — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
It's late, I'm tired, and your cigarettes are giving me a headache," I growled. "I suppose that's fair." He drew in on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Now it's virtually impossible to write a game that successfully provides challenge and frustration, and that's a shame. We are going to… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I would not like to live in a world without cathedrals. I need their beauty and grandeur. I need their imperious silence.… — Pascal Mercier Copy Share Image
A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving… — Mary Jo Putney Copy Share Image
Yes, there are parallels. The difference is that I just look at [my son] David and think that he's absolutely perfect, whereas… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. — Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill Copy Share Image
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