“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
...whatever other qualities Jews may posses, likable or the reverse, no one who knows them well can deny that they are personally… — Ernest Jones Copy Share Image
“....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of… — Craig Werner Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am. — Edmond Rostand Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Elgar is not manic enough to be Russian, not witty or pointilliste enough to be French, not harmonically simple enough to be… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
“yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had… — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
