Love Love, to be real, must cost, it must hurt, it must empty us of self. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She is pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on. — John Suckling Copy Share Image
“The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately;” — Cecil B. Hartley Copy Share Image
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation. — James Freeman Clarke Copy Share Image
“Well, with that filly in my line of vision blushing like a virgin, something in me was bound to stand at attention.… — A.G. Starling Copy Share Image
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A witty and informative professor posits that more authors do not choose titles borrowed from Shakespeare's sonnets and plays for the reason… — Thomas C Foster Copy Share Image
I want my brain to slide back into the slot it was meant to be in, rest there the way it did… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!! That's the power of Smile !! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I got the job as a Bingo host and did better than they imagined. Never before had they had an emcee so… — John Bennardo Copy Share Image
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I realized that for many people attending a reading is like watching television at the end of a long day. They don't… — Chinelo Okparanta Copy Share Image
M. J. Putney's writing has always been magical; now that she has turned her hand to the telling of a fantasy tale,… — Elizabeth Haydon Copy Share Image
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It is a curious fact, but a fact it is, that your witty people are the most hard-hearted in the world. The… — Letitia Elizabeth Landon Copy Share Image
“You long for life and try to settle the problems of life by a logical tangle. And how tiresome, how insolent your… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I am. I mean, if I get around, you know, in a room of a bunch of people especially I… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
And they're [Coen brothers] so smart, they're so witty, they have such an extraordinary way of communicating with an audience in a… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image