Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 37

FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different.

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I just wanna say one thing.

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I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed.

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HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)

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I don't have a great sense of humor, but I do have a great sense of nonsense.

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That's my dick. Not my arm.

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Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.

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I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!

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Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

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Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain.

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LOVE, that emotion which is not true until returned;

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My weakness is women who say their weakness is Hot chocolate.

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There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing.

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MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

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Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

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I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their…

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.

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I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date.

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Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies/ Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips…

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I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

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I just made this girl's day by blocking her on twitter.

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You are free... when you are in control of yours lf and do not wish to control others.

— Nikhil Saluja