I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
The 'perfect marriage' of food and wine should allow for infidelity". — Roy Andries De Groot Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes...” — Theodore Roszak Copy Share Image
“If drug dealers make so much money, why do they still live with their mothers?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You consume me I don't even fight Oh, I feel intoxicated... But beware I bite. — Traci Lords Copy Share Image
Uh...hundred thousand for the car, uh...Smokin' weed, I'm in the stars. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Nothing on earth in fiction is less interesting than characters under the influence of alcohol. — John L'Heureux Copy Share Image
Never economize on the small luxuries of life. Drinking fine wine and eating chocolate won't solve your problems - but they won't… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
Time. I'm so fed up with these stupid 'alcoholic' jokes being aimed toward me by the people I care about most...I need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they're pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet. — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
“why do I want to appear to be drinking more than I am?' 'Make it a habit. Men in their cups are… — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
“Okay, is there something unusual on my face?" "Just the usual," he says to his wine glass. "Eyes, mouth, nose, confusion.” — Eva Morgan Copy Share Image
I definitely believe in legalizing drugs. It does take the mystery away. It takes the money away, so suddenly there are no… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
“he did not drink or do drugs or smoke cigarettes or wear black eyeliner or stay out late or get bad grades… — John Green Copy Share Image
The charms of money are distinctly under-represented in literature. There are no songs or poems extolling its virtues. This seems on the… — Celia Green Copy Share Image
Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fuck the drug war. Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience. I make no apologies for it.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of people saying that taking drugs is a sickness. When you put something of your own free will… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
“Here’s a life lesson for you kids: it’s much easier to go through something upsetting when you’re on drugs. The more intense… — Cat Marnell Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a lot of things in wine, but I didn't know how to do it. So before I invested… — C. J. McCollum Copy Share Image