I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you got weed you can come fly with me ; I dont take pity on 'em silly little hoe. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“...it was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms.” — Beth Myrle Rice Copy Share Image
“in this house drunks are like monsters. People think if they ignore them they’ll cease to exist.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. — Matthew Brannon Copy Share Image
I can make a bourbon and Coke, those types of drinks... If the ingredients are named in the drink, I can make… — Rick Harrison Copy Share Image
As the best wine doth make the sharpest vinegar, so the deepest love turns to the deadliest hate. — John Lyly Copy Share Image
“He was also a vociferous champion of abstinence from hard or spirituous liquors—but then no one’s perfect. In” — David McCullough Copy Share Image
I've actually tasted the beer; it's quite nice. It's called Samuel Smith, which is my actual name. It's good beer. Maybe that's… — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
When it comes to marijuana, I think it's ridiculous to live in a country that espouses freedom, liberty and equality, yet won't… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Wine is the most noble and beneficial of alcoholic drinks. Wine is for the sedentary whose work is thinking. Natural wines have… — Arthur Brisbane Copy Share Image
It took a great deal of acceptance to come to terms with being an alcoholic, but the acceptance was key to my… — Dennis Eckersley Copy Share Image
When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since… — Arturo Toscanini Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If even a small fraction of the money we now spend on trying to enforce drug prohibition were devoted to treatment and… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
Something that is very special today might not be special tomorrow, but to hold it, to grasp it, to keep it, to… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
