My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During an interview, former President George W. Bush discussed his painting hobby and said, 'Never paint your wife or your mother.' Then… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for 100-million dollars for making her look… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Lincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island, announced he's running for president. Before he announced he's running, his wife went on Facebook… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
