God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't Twitter or blog. I'm bad at small talk, and don't have good 'chat'. Talk to me about publishing, and I… — Andrew Wylie Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If they ever do an autopsy of me, they'd assume the cause of death from a broken heart and multiple stab wounds… — Evita Loca Copy Share Image
Twitter has become a group conversation of that type that used to take place on trading floors. — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a Facebook girl. Even though there is a fake Facebook with my name, it's not me. I'm not on Twitter;… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Around 2013-14, I started ranting on Twitter about the communal dysfunction that society was getting into. And I would have fights with… — Anubhav Sinha Copy Share Image
Whatever one thinks of Twitter, the Friday Reads hashtag is kind of a cool tradition. — James Bernard Frost Copy Share Image
“I love seeing other channels counterprogram the Super Bowl. PBS: "DAMN RIGHT we're airing a new 'Masterpiece Classic'! Fuck off, sports!” — Tara Ariano Copy Share Image
I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Every day, I wake up and I say, 'Why... how... did I end up with 1.7 million Twitter followers?' It's freaky to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I don't Twitter. I don't text for those very reasons. I don't want anything to be misinterpreted. I would encourage our guys… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
