Quote by Brandon Samuel Download Open image “This is my Twitter Account, I tweet what I want whenever the hell I want!” — Brandon Samuel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I started my Twitter account for selfish reasons: I wanted to have a place to post updates on my book signing tour and stuff… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't mind Twitter. But when a kid makes a decision based on how many Twitter followers he gets, that's when I'm about ready… — Bret Bielema Copy Share Image
Be mine, my baby, my main reason to smile, my love¤, my other half, my sweetheart, my happiness, my boo. My every thing! — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/ — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say Hi, I'm Taken. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
I don't stop arguing until I get my point across.I always got to have the last word! — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
Stop over thinking, stop worrying, stop complaining. Life is too short for all of that. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
The one that you love never marry to them - is the one who love you they gonna make you happy — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
I treat people the way they treat me. So if you don't like how I treat you it's most likely your fault. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
Gay , Bi , Ugly , Fine , Rich , Poor , Skinny , Fat , Black , White , Yellow, Pink , A FRIEND IS A FRIEND ! I Won't Judge You! — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image