Twitter Quotes · Page 67

Most of my saucy comments are from gay guys. Some of them are pretty explicit in the things they say, especially on…

— Kelvin Fletcher

Reasons why I stop replying: 1) Im busy 2) Youre boring 3) Im mad 4) You replied with one word 5) Im on twitter 6) Im eating

— Christine Ramkran

You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love playing video games. I love listening to music. Just surfing the web. Facebook, Twitter, keeping in touch with people from…

— Trey Burke

The honest-to-goodness answer is that Twitter tells me everything, and I have calluses on my fingers from all the mouse-clicking.

— Josh Groban

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be…

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media and music in general have been changing so fast. You can go on Twitter and go from one artist to…

— Juanes

I saw someone on Twitter describe Pence as the yin to Trump's yang and there is a truth in that.

— Mollie Hemingway

Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned!

— Nikhil Saluja

“I like the way you secretly send me a direct message when we're in the middle of a conversation.”

— Ariel Seraphino

Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.

— Anonymous

As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook.

— Kevin O'Leary

“The first few days felt quite surreal for gone was that filtered world of perfect angles made up of peoples’ best moments…

— Aysha Taryam

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter, Instagram - I don't do it at all.

— Gong Yoo

New shows do tend to be eaten up by Twitter.

— Alex Horne

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you're not a pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

No reason is the most fucking good reason.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job.

— Nikhil Saluja

Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece.

— Nikhil Saluja

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS…

— Nikhil Saluja