Twitter Quotes · Page 69

Facebook in particular is the most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented,

— Julian Assange

You're so fake that you should have two facebook accounts; one for each face!

— Harriet Morgan

“I use Facebook to broadcast my intellectual luggage". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]”

— R. Alan Woods

I never look at myself online, and I don't read gossip Web sites.

— Jonathan Groff

The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP

— Komal

That awkward moment when you only recognize someone from Facebook creeping, but you say hey to them anyways...

— Anonymous

“All our social-media feeds produce is a one-sided sympathetic stress reaction, day after day.”

— Richard Beck

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode.

— Nikhil Saluja

I try as much I can after every live performance to read all the comments my fans post on Facebook and Twitter,…

— Labrinth

With social media, there is a fashion that we speak louder than we think. It has just become a platform where people…

— Hazel Keech

'Beyond The Pole's Facebook page has been incredibly instrumental in introducing us to new people and to making connections with journalists, cinemas…

— Helen Baxendale

Well it's very flattering to be on Twitter and have so many followers - but yes, it can be very unforgiving too.…

— Neha Dhupia

Fed up with twitter obsessed people who tweet on and respond to the most mudane happenings. Why the new age need to…

— Anonymous

There's definitely something about the impact of social media in terms of people being able to go from slightly angry with each…

— Cressida Dick

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and…

— Anonymous

Now we have so many more social outlets, so many ways to be stalked and bullied. If social media is too much…

— Khloe Kardashian

What I've started to realize is that social media is not just technology - it's become its own entity, full of energy…

— Ian Somerhalder

To be honest, I joined Facebook as an experiment. I accepted all invitations just to see how many people would ask to…

— Vint Cerf

I guess Twitter is the first thing that has been attractive to me as social media. I never felt the least draw…

— William Gibson

I'm worried about privacy - the companies out there gathering data on us, the stuff we do on Twitter, the publicly scrapeable…

— Michael Arrington

“The current narrative we seem to tell ourselves about our privacy is that it is a sort of currency we trade to…

— Jonathan Taplin

I do have people who are like, "Yo, I think someone hacked into your Twitter account to talk about census forms." I'm…

— Rosario Dawson

It's a really messy system where there is no interoperability between different platforms. There's no ability to see a Tweet on Facebook.…

— Sam Bankman-Fried

The top comments that were shown on the youtube video were one of those replying things. It showed something like this. Blablablabla,…

— Anonymous

“Your LinkedIn profile must include keywords for specific skills that match your desired job.”

— Melanie Pinola

Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!..

— Anonymous

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

— Anonymous

I'd like to say I don't respond to trolls but, yeah, sometimes I do. I don't even know why.

— Maura Higgins

R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER

— Kiana JWilson

Dear Brain, can you please shut the fuck up so I can sleep?

— Nikhil Saluja

“If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.”

— Telford Vice

You don't know many people on Facebook, you just learn and have fun with many of them.

— Terry Mark

Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.

— Christopher Mintz Plasse

The thing is that what you see on Snapchat, that's DJ Khaled. That's Khaled for real. That's Khaled.

— DJ Khaled

Writing a tweet is not like impressing someone. Don't try too hard.

— Nikhil Saluja

''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it…!!!!!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house.

— Anonymous

Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook

— Kevin McCarty

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

— Nikhil Saluja

Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean.

— Nikhil Saluja