Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm going to be held captive by social media, I'm going to use it against itself. — Michelle Shocked Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is making people really think they are famous. This generation is stuck on social media and its sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook now is mostly about people you know. In the future it could be about people you know less but are more… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
The main gripe I have with Snapchat is as a content creator, which I understand is not the normal perspective... How is… — Marques Brownlee Copy Share Image
My feeling is, Twitter's free. If people want to have a political discourse with me on Twitter, and they disagree with me,… — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
As I have said many times - I like Facebook. I think it is well built and run. It's cool. I think… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
If you're interested in expanding your network, you can't go wrong with Twitter. You don't need to be a celebrity to have… — Raymond Arroyo Copy Share Image
With technology being the way that it is right now with Pro Tools and all that other stuff, more and more people… — John Corabi Copy Share Image
I mean, do you really think Paul Krugman is checking his Twitter account every day to read what I write? Of course… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I think I need to accept the fact that I am where I am today because fans have shared my music illegally… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
The incredible brand awareness and bottom-line profits achievable through social media marketing require hustle, heart, sincerity, constant engagement, long-term commitment, and most… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
I know so many kids who literally are, like, Instagram-famous. They have done nothing but post pictures on Instagram. And they have… — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about the top 200 to 300 tweeters - a lot of them are musicians, actors, etc. LeBron James, etc.… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
“Apparently our portmanteau is trending on Twitter." He let out a self-deprecating laugh. "I didn't even know what a portmanteau was before… — Andrea D. Smith Copy Share Image
I know you think we are close because you follow me on Instagram and are privy to some of my life experiences.… — Shweta Bachchan Nanda Copy Share Image
I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100,000, that means 100,000 of them… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is,… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I never finished looking at Twitter happier than when I've started looking at Twitter. And it's not because of abuse or anything.… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
A facebook is a social networking site where you can connect with current day and past friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love being able to get a jab in through social media, just to mess around. — Tyrese Haliburton Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Facebook message will never be able to replace face-to-face interaction. — Paul Achleitner Copy Share Image
If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
